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never trust anyone who doesn’t think leonard mccoy is a vital member of the enterprise crew

they are weak and will not survive the winter


"it’s about these fbi agents who put the bi in fbi"


Almost Human-Star Trek Crossover where James T. Kirk is a profiler and John Kennex and Dorian are working with him on an important case. Soon after their first meeting Kirk tells John that he received an anonymous threat because he got a hold on delicate information. John agrees to protect him in addition to their investigation though he is not happy about it. The first night after work when Dorian is back at Rudys they are alone in the car and James points out that John clearly doesn’t like him.

Anonymous said: "How is it that people say JJ Abrams is the worst when he is the first director to allow a female character to have a significant place in the triumvirate. To support Uhura being female lead and getting a healthy consensual romance. The first director to expand upon her skills, actually give her a first name, AND have her speak an alien language. No he isn't perfect, but none of the past writers/directors/films did a damn thing to expand her character, yet fans glorify those movies. SMDH!"




I suspect they hate him precisely for this reason, nonny.


maybe JJ Abrams did do something right with his characterization of Uhura by placing her in the triumvirate, but that’s not why we say he’s the worst.

JJ Abrams is the worst because he took one of our culture’s most optimistic and idealistic stories about the nature of existence and turned it into your average dark and gritty summer blockbuster.  He destroyed Vulcan because he could.  For dramatic effect.

He created this entire alternate timeline so anything could happen, and then remade Wrath of Khan.  Whitewashed a role that Gene Roddenberry had to fight the network in order to give to an actor of color.  Gave a female character Carol Marcus’ name, and only her name, as a “nod” to the original canon with no explanation as to why she’s suddenly a weapons technician and not a biologist.

He took away the uniforms’ representation of female character’s rank.  He betrayed a female character’s privacy by showing her near-naked from the perspective of a male character, who was told not to look.

The same male character that is portrayed as a womanizing, boob-grabbing asshole, who drove Christine Chapel to seek reassignment.  That is not Gene Roddenberry’s James T. Kirk.

JJ Abrams took Star Trek and watered it down, made it a novelty.  Gave us a couple of throw-away references to Admiral Archer or to a tribble and expected that to make up for the slap in the face he gave to Roddenberry.

Uhura did have a bigger role in the reboot, at the expense of McCoy’s character.  But that’s not why we hate what JJ did to the reboot.

This ask really discredits Nichelle Nichols’ Uhura, too. Zoe Saldana is good, but she wasn’t playing a black female lieutenant in the 1960's. Nichols actually changed people's perspectives on black women, she has said in interview that people have told her that until they say Star Trek they didn’t really consider black people as people, and there are prominent black women who have said that they chose their careers because of her representation (e.g. Mae Jemison, Whoopi Goldberg). Also, Nichols was the one who agreed on Uhura’s first name. It was never said in series, but it was canon before the reboot.

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ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully

play this video but mute it

and then

open this one up but DO NOT have it muted

then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve never felt before



So somebody recced this to me a while back and said “this is the cutest thing, most beautiful thing, so wonderful you have to read this seriously just go now stop wasting time” and so I was like “awesome. okay.”

I do not read BDSM fics as a rule because they usually get just overwhelmingly into how rough everything is and no, sorry, I don’t. I can’t. So when I went to this fic, I’m like “you promised me cute wtf explanations please" but then I accidentally read the first two paragraphs and accidentally kept reading and wow I am actually really glad. One of the best accidents in fanfiction I’ve ever had. 

I just? Finally a fic in which aftercare is dwelled upon as much as scenes. Where they talk about how much they can both do. Where feelings are so much a part of this entire thing that I actually cried once or twice because Yes

There is so much love in this fic that I feel as if I have read an actual Romance Novel, the way they should be. 

This fic sets a standard, and I think it should be paid attention to. This fic has fights and make-ups. This fic has a safeword that gets used. This fic is about self-exploration and setting boundaries. This fic’s aftercare is domestic legend. This fic’s description of headspace makes me all tingly. 

I love this fic. I’ll be reading it again. 

(McKirk. Getting together. They definitely bang. They also engage in various forms of spanking.)

One million gold stars. 


We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.



person: will you be my girlfriend?




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(Source: illkim)


new traffic light color ideas

  • purple: turn around and go back
  • mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
  • cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
  • black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings


"Mmmmmmm." - Michael, age 42


"Mmmmmmm." - Michael, age 42


*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

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